Joke contest

Tell us your favorite joke!!! We never laugh enough!!! =)

5 months ago

Me: Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Me: Interupting cow.

You: Interu-- (I interupt)

Me: Moooooooo!!!

(it's really a lot funnier in person)

 

4 months ago
A sandwich walked into a bar and order a Martini...
The bartender said "I'm sorry, we don't serve "food" here.
(When I heard this, I thought it was cute)!
4 months ago

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